The highlight of Tuesday's outing to the People's Republik was actually the walk to the Central T station afterward. As Josh, Emma, Rob, and I walked down Mass Ave., an older homeless man walked into our path, arms outstretched as if greeting old friends.
"Excuse...me...while I kissss...the sky..."
We passed him, smiling.
"I like...big...butts and I can...not...lie..."
We laughed. A lot. Especially after I checked my bag and noticed that it covered my ass completely.