Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Best lines from 12.5 hours of work.

It's rush. In college bookstore lingo, that means that classes at Northeastern are starting this week and my life at work is sheer hell. Though not so much this fall, which is eerie and unnatural. I provide you with quotes of the days as they go - these quotes bring me angst as they happen and joy as I reflect on them.

A girl, looking for her Third Year Writing (ENG U301) books, disagrees with one bookseller when he advises she look for them in the English section: Is it English or is it W?

A girl, after my friend Chris helps her find what she is looking for (meant to be statements, both): There is an insect on my hand. Would you please remove it. [NB: Chris is still not entirely sure if this exchange happened, but if it did, he removed the ladybug and flicked it to the floor, then walked away in a medicated fog.]

A girl, to whatever boy she was dragging with her so she wouldn't be talking to herself: Omigod, this books is so tight, you know?
Some other friend starts talking to her, then, and says she would love to see her apartment. In reply, the first girl says: My apartment is sweeeet. [No irony should be implied here. In either case.]

Me, stirring lentil soup at 10:30PM, to the tune of "Hot Cross Buns": I hate my job, I hate my job, one-a-penny, two-a-penny, I hate my job - fuck, I've LOST it.

I'm sorry that I can't include any Northeastern boy quotes. They don't seem to talk so much as grunt and slur.


Sox Knitter said...

You're famous! You're on Universal Hub.


Anonymous said...

statements "the Hill"-

(at 7am) "You don't open until 8???"

Are you open 24 hours? (anonymous student who received a death stare from anonymous manager)

Can I have the USB number?

Yes, I understand you want to return your opened coffee stained looseleaf package. No, you cannot. (anonymous manager)

Has anyone seen my planner? (anonymous manager having intermittent out of body experiences)

Phone answer, "Thank you for calling the ____ ____ bookstore, this is ____ can I help you?" response, "Is this the bookstore?"